Naked Gun

Naked Gun

So, you’re a police lieutenant and when a pretty woman invites you in for a nightcap, you decline on the grounds you don’t wear them. And, when you see five toga-wearing weirdos stabbing a man in a park in full sight of hundreds of witnesses, your policy is to shoot them – even though they’re actors performing Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. And your ex-girlfriend loved her music, and would hang out with the Chicago Symphony and Male Chorus 300 days of the year, yet she didn’t play an instrument, or carry a tune, and when you bought her a harp she asked you what it was. Looks like it’s a good year for you to choose … the Sons of Gotham Naked Gun T Shirts! When the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans, the t-shirts will prove that this your hill, and these are your beans. The Naked GunTees are 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, and machine washable.