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The Six Million Dollar Man

Inflation is, depending on how you look at it, either a terrible or a wonderful thing. And you ought to know. Back in 1976 you were worth, thanks to your surgically attached various bionic bits and bobs, pretty much what your sticker price declared you to be: six million dollars. But times, and inflation, have moved on. In today’s terms, based on a simple Consumer Price Index calculation, you’d be worth $25,081,054.48. It’s little wonder the rest of us 90 per centers all feel so poor! So it’s a good thing for you that you performed your slow-motion bionic crime-fighting thing when you did – before the Occupy movement could really start targeting you, and decide to break you up and sell you for scrap. So give a big slo-mo running salute to…the Sons of Gotham The Six Million Dollar Man T Shirts! Surgically designed to deliver bionic bang for the buck, The Six Million Dollar Man Tees are the slo-mo answer to price inflation. The shirts are 100% cotton, pre-shrunk in slow motion, and bionically machine washable.

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