Places

Places

Have you ever felt let down by technology? How many times have you met someone you don’t know at a party, or any other social or business function, and been asked that same old predictable question: “Where are you from?” Just think how many cumulative precious seconds, minutes, hours, even days of your life are wasted in the process. Surely, in this modern age, there has to be a more efficient option; some labor-saving device that could impart the information for you, thereby freeing your time to live a richer, more fulfilling life. And now there is…thanks to the Sons of Gotham Places T Shirts! Designed by our team of highly trained scientists, the Places Tees are a revolution in information technology. Using an advanced letter sequencing technique, the shirts automatically upload encoded data concerning your hometown, place of birth, of current city of residence directly onto the retina of anyone in front of you! The shirts are 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, and machine washable.