Halloween the Movie

Halloween the Movie

If there’s one problem with being a psychotic serial killer and embodiment of pure evil it’s that the job can start to seem a bit repetitive. The first two or three brutal slayings where you use a butcher knife to stab and slash your victims are all well and good, but pretty soon you find yourself stuck in a rut. If you want to stay fresh, you’ve got to change things up a bit. And that’s why you’re quite happy to use, variously, a claw hammer, a syringe, and a scalpel. And you don’t limit yourself to mindless stabbing: you strangle people with cords, drown them in boiling water, drain their blood, and even give them an embolism by injecting air into their temples. Talk about variety being the spice of life! And that’s why you need … the Sons of Gotham Halloween T Shirts! Whatever the time of year, the Halloween Tees are always the killer selection. The shirts are 100% cotton, terrifyingly pre-shrunk, and machine washable.