Gumby

Gumby

Some famous characters are proverbially said to have feet of clay. Not you, though. That's partly because you don't have any feet. Not that there's nothing clay-like about you. You're made of clay! Specifically, you're a green clay humanoid character who can change your shape at will, and even walk into and become part of a story book! Of course, this isn't without its problems. You've got to deal with your enemies the Blockheads, to remember to avoid drinking too many ice-cream milkshakes in case your clay body turns stiff from the cold, and to stay clear of anything too hot in case your clay body starts to melt. But even green clay humanoids need to take time out to relax. So the next time you feel like, say, grabbing a late night pizza with your buddies Pokey, Pickle, and Goo, bend your body into the Sons of Gotham Gumby T Shirts! Whatever you're doing, the Gumby Tees are the flexible and debendable fashion choice. The shirts are 100% cotton, 0% clay, pre-shrunk, and machine washable.