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There is, of course, nothing remotely strange about being a child-like and dim-witted 7 year-old talking cow whose 3 favorite dolls are Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver, and Manure the Bear, and who has a superhero alter-ego called Super Cow who speaks in Spanish. Nor is there anything remarkable about being her more intelligent though sarcastic, mean and self-centered elder brother - an 11 year-old talking chicken! And it's perfectly natural that their biological parents should both be slightly insane humans who are only ever seen from the legs down; and that both cow and chicken are repeatedly attacked, kidnapped, and even grotesquely tortured by a naked red guy! So, when you're looking to dress for such an eminently reasonable scenario, what could possibly be a more surreally sensible choice than the Sons of Gotham Cow and Chicken T Shirts?! The Sons of Gotham Cow and Chicken Tees are 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, and machine washable so that you can start your day off like a man, just like Mama!

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